Sure, you can do that — and you can have real, homemade cookies baking in the oven at the same time. See, Pandy, you mix and bake the real cookies and keep the slice and bake crap just for eating all by its lonesome. Fortunately for me, I can’t afford to buy the crap anyway.
I looked at my daughter in the kitchen the other night and she was standing in front of the fridge, eating the Pillsbury cookie dough right from the package with a table spoon. She said she couldn’t wait to bake them.
Now I don’t buy the cookie dough. She bought it and left it here for when she visits, only now she lives here.
It doesn’t make me feel special but I’ve never bought any slice and bake cookie dough. I’ve bought fake pie crust and the rolls in a can that are usually next to the slice and bake stuff. I’m trying to eliminate meaning in my life. I should be done in about ten minutes.
Just another bitter overeducated man-hatin' destitute single mother who would love to stick it to Da Man but who doesn't even have enough energy to blog.
thelittlefluffycat said,
November 19, 2007 at 3:06 pm
YES!
kmcdade said,
November 19, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Well, duh!
Um, I think I need to go to the store…
pandemonic said,
November 19, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I cannot relate. I like to make cookies. Slice and bake? *shivers*
Wanda Rizzuto said,
November 19, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Pan is right. I told you you were a freak.
pmousse said,
November 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
None of the above. I want my cookies home-baked (by someone else) and presented to me on a plate, with a cold glass of milk, please.
bigcocky said,
November 19, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Hell yeah! Mmmmm… cookie dough…
heathenly said,
November 19, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Indeedy. I really love when my son busts me gnawing on it like a cave person. Awesome.
Stevo said,
November 19, 2007 at 10:26 pm
That beats fried chicken, hands down.
heathenly said,
November 19, 2007 at 10:29 pm
They need not be mutually exclusive, Steve. I think you can hold a drumstick in one hand, a roll o’ dough in the other. Heaven.
kmcdade said,
November 19, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Sure, you can do that — and you can have real, homemade cookies baking in the oven at the same time. See, Pandy, you mix and bake the real cookies and keep the slice and bake crap just for eating all by its lonesome. Fortunately for me, I can’t afford to buy the crap anyway.
Corina said,
November 20, 2007 at 1:52 am
I looked at my daughter in the kitchen the other night and she was standing in front of the fridge, eating the Pillsbury cookie dough right from the package with a table spoon. She said she couldn’t wait to bake them.
Now I don’t buy the cookie dough. She bought it and left it here for when she visits, only now she lives here.
tigereye said,
November 20, 2007 at 7:49 am
You mean some people actually COOK cookie dough?
What’s the world coming to?
pandemonic said,
November 20, 2007 at 8:01 am
The apocalypse, no doubt.
Steve said,
November 20, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Great idea. It would be heavenly, Heathenly.
williemctell said,
November 20, 2007 at 4:47 pm
It doesn’t make me feel special but I’ve never bought any slice and bake cookie dough. I’ve bought fake pie crust and the rolls in a can that are usually next to the slice and bake stuff. I’m trying to eliminate meaning in my life. I should be done in about ten minutes.
Wanda Rizzuto said,
November 20, 2007 at 5:45 pm
And…bigcocky still hasn’t visited me.
heathenly said,
November 20, 2007 at 10:56 pm
I’m glad we’re all on board here. Except for the shameless cookie dough virgin, Willie. And those heathens that insist on cooking their dough.